Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Make Your Kid's Halloween Costume!


Cute, right!  And it cost me less than $10 and 3 hours to make.  You can do it too!  I know what you're saying.  "J, you're awesome.  I could never be as great as you!"  Oh, you weren't saying that?  Well, was it more like this?  "J, I don't have a pattern or the time."  Well, you don't need a pattern.  I didn't have one.  I made one, and you will too!  And yours will be ten times better because you're going to learn from my mistakes and use my tips.  And it doesn't have to be a dinosaur costume.  We can turn this into a mouse, elephant, whatever.  Just use your imagination!

What you'll need:
  • wrapping paper (for drawing out a pattern
  • sewing machine (sure, you could hand sew this, but let's face reality, here.  If you have a kid young enough to wear a dinosaur costume, you don't have time to hand sew.  You barely have time to machine sew.)
  • marker
  • scissors
  • measuring tape (or you could guess-timate like I often do. Trust me, you'll want the measuring tape)
  • fabric (I used 1 3/4 yds for the dark green and 1/2 yd of the light green.  The model is a 2T clothing size) (I used crushed panne for the fabric because it is $2.99/yd at JoAnn's right now.  RUN!  The colors are limited because the price is so cheap.  You could also order online, but again, hurry)
  • batting (or cotton balls, old socks, whatever)
  • velcro (you could also do a zipper, but I hate adding zippers!)
  • thread
  • straight pins
  • patience (this one is important!)
First things first, let's make a pattern!  Grab a pair of your kid's pants.  Fold them in half like this, and trace about an inch and a half around them.
Don't do it at the top of your paper like displayed though.  I realized too late that I didn't take pictures of the pattern making process, so I went back and took these pictures later.  You will want to have enough room at the top to make the body.  After you have traced around the pants, mark a line where your child's hips would be.  Then, lay a shirt over top, and trace around that.
When you're done, it should look like this.
When you cut this, you will lay the straight side on the fold of the fabric.  You will have to do it twice, so that you have two pieces that are folded in half.

I made the body of mine too short.  I highly recommend measuring your child from sternum to waist to make sure that your pattern is long enough.

Next is the sleeves.  To do this, you'll want to lay the sleeve of your shirt on the wrapping paper like this, and trace from the top to the point just before it starts to curl to the under arm.  I drew arrows to make up for my poor written instructions.
Then, fold out the underarm, and trace around that like this.
You don't need to do both sides, because you're just going to fold it in half to cut it out.  This way it will be even and less work is involved!  Then, figure out how long you need to make it by measuring the length of your child's arm from the top of their shoulder all the way down to the wrist.  Fold and cut, and you should have something like this.
Cut two of these on the main color of fabric.

I'm ashamed to say how long it took me to figure out a pattern for the hat.  Grab a hoodie (if you live down south like me, you don't have a current one, and will have to add a few inches.  If you live up north, you busted out the hoodies 6 weeks ago) and trace.  Simple, right.  Again, took FOREVER to come up with that!
Cut two of these on the main color of fabric.

The spikes are free-handed.  I knew I would need some to go around the hood, so I did them all based on that measurement alone.  The hood is 14" across the base, so I made the length of the spikes 21" to make it possible to close under the chin.  Since it was 21", I made each individual spike 3".  Do what you want here.
  You're going to need a set like this in both colors, one for the hood (main color) and one for the tail (contrast color).  You will also need two more smaller sets in the contrast color for the hood, and the back along the closure.  I needed two spikes for the back and five for the hood.  So, I just cut out one more of these, and then cut it five and two.  Be sure that you are cutting two for each one that you need.  So, with the fabric folded in half, if you cut one pattern, you'll have two spikes, but only count it as one.  Do you know what I mean?

The chest is also free-handed.  I laid the body pattern on some wrapping paper to make sure I got the neck and center line identical, and then free-handed the curve that wraps from the bootom of the center line back up to the neck.  It should look something like this.
You can see from all of the additional lines how many times it took me to get it "right".  Put the center line on the fold of your contrast fabric when you cut this.

The tail is also free-handed.  I didn't even make a pattern for this.  I started cutting under the fabric cut out of the spikes in the main color.  I went just a little longer than the spikes, and then came back up.  I made sure to have it curve along the top, and to have enough space to stuff some batting inside.
This is what it looked like after I sewed it up, because I didn't think to take pictures of it before that.  You will cut two pieces on the main color of fabric.

Now that all of your pieces are designed, and cut out, we'll begin construction.

First, sew the shoulders shut.
And then the leg seams.
 Do this on both body pieces, and make sure that the right sides of the fabric are folded together.
Next, turn the pieces right side out.  Begin pinning from the crotch area up to the neck line, but only on one side.  On the other side of the crotch, you will only go up 2-3".  Leave the rest open for adding the tail and velcro for closing.
My camera sucks, but the picture on the top is one side pinned all the way to the top.  The picture directly above this shows three pins to the right of the crotch line on the other side.  Now sew along the pins.

Next, we'll add the sleeves.  The costume should still be right side out.  I cut a small line just under the armpit area to make it easier to close the sleeves later, and to give me a starting point for pinning. 
  Lay the sleeves right side against the right side of the body.  I like to start pinning from the "v" (yes, you cut a straight line, but now it's a v.  It's magic!) on both sides and work my way up to the shoulder, the whole time crossing my fingers that I cut the fabric right.  I did not, so I was able to pinch a little bit up at the top to make it even.
Now, sew along the sleeve making sure not to catch any additional fabric.  Do this on both sides.

Next, turn the costume inside out again.  Pin the sleeves and the closing of the little v together and sew.
Now we'll add the chest plate.  Lay the center line against the center line of the front of the costume.  Make sure you have the top about a half inch above the top of the costume, because we're going to stuff some batting into the chest to give the body a little more body.
Now pin it and sew it on.  Be careful not to catch the back of your costume in the sewing.  I do this often, so just go slow.  When you finished that, stuff some batting in there, fold the top over the neckline over the body of the costume, and sew it shut.  I do not have a picture of this, but I think (Oh man, I really, really hope) my words explained what I mean.

Now your costume is really coming together.  We'll stop with the body for a little while, and get to work on the spikes.

With the right sides of your spikes together, begin sewing around the spikes, leaving the straight line at the base open to flip them right side out.  The only one where this is an exception is the set of spikes in the main color.  You will want to sew along the straight line as well, but leave an opening of about 6 or 7" in the center of the straight line open for flipping right side out.
Your spikes look like this, all puckered and weird, and you're thinking, "Crap, what did I do wrong!  I followed this crazy lady's instructions and now I have this!"  Don't fret.  Next we'll top stitch, or stitch along the outside, and straighten out those spikes. 
Better?  Great!  One thing I didn't do, but you may want to, is stuff the spikes with some batting.  It would help them stand up straight.  Our spikes lay down :( .  We have lame, lazy spikes.  So, do that with all of your spike sets.  The sewing around the spikes is probably the most tedious work in the whole costume, but they're so cute, right?  Right?  Well, too bad, you gotta do it anyway!  Unless of course you decided to make this into a mouse, elephant, lion, alien costume, in which case YOU'RE A CHEATER!!!

Now, take your set of spikes that only have five spikes and begin pinning it to your hood piece.  To do this, lay your spikes with the tips facing inward on the right side of one of the hood pieces, and begin pinning it from about half an inch from the forehead, down to the base of the neck.  Chances are, you have an additional spike.  That's okay.  For now, just pin it at an angle that you won't catch it when you're sewing the hood together.  Now that the spikes are pinned on to one side of the hood, lay the other hood piece on, right sides together, and pin it all together.  Sew it from about a half inch from the forehead all the way down to the base of the neck.  And of course I didn't think to take a picture of this during the construction, so these are all post-sewing pictures.


Flip your little hood right side out.  Now we're going to use the set of spikes that were cut in the main color.  Begin pinning it with the points pointing up to the base of the hood.  You'll have about three (or more or less depending on how big your kid is) extra inches on both sides of the hood.  This will be the closure that velcros under the chin.  Now just sew it up.  Again, this is a post sewing picture.
Okay, now we just need to add some thin strips of velcro to each side (one on the outside, one on the inside) and the hood is complete!

Now on to the tail!  With right sides together, sew along the bottom (whatever side you have deemed the bottom) side of your tail.  Open up your tail, and begin pinning your longest set of spikes to the top, with the points pointing down to the seam you just created by sewing up the bottom.  You may want to fold and pin up the spikes towards the point of the tail so they don't get caught up in the sewing you're about to do.  Now pin the top of the other side of tail to all of that, and sew. 
You can trim off all of that additional contrast fabric from the spikes.  Then flip your tail right side out and stuff it with some batting.  Now we're going to pin it to the bottom of the backside opening on your costume.  We're only going to sew it to one side.  So pick which side you want it on, it really doesn't matter, pin it on, and sew.
Now take your last set of spikes, pin it to the back side of the costume on the same side as the tail, and sew.
Almost done.  Now just put some velcro along the tail and spikes from neckline all the way down to the base and sew.
Do the same on the other side.
You're done!  Sure, you could hem up the cuffs of the sleeves, and legs, but haven't we already done enough!

Now you have this!


Yay!  I can't wait to see how your costumes came out!

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

I'm the creepy mom at the library!

Today was storytime at the local library.  C and I love storytime.
1. It's free
2. They have music
3. There is a duck pond behind the library
4. Books, books, books
5. It's free!
We go every week.  It's a good opportunity for us to get out of the house and get some exercise in during the process.  The storytime is only 15 minutes.  Afterwards we go to the kids section of the library and play.  They have puzzles and big, um, well I don't know what you call those things, but they have wires with little wooden knobs and rings that move around in bright colors and kids love them.  You know what I'm talking about?  Good!  Anyway, after that, I stalk the shelves as quickly as I can, before C goes into meltdown mode.  After that we go out to the duckpond.  C can run all over and chase after ducks and swans.  I get my exercise by chasing after him and doing everything in my power to keep him out of the water.  It's not long before he's ready for a very long nap.  Storytime is GREAT!

Today however, was a little different.  During storytime, C hit it off with a little boy about the same age as him.  I was so excited.  The two of them were playing together and saying "hi" over and over.  It was very cute!  The "mom" grabbed the boy up pretty quick afterwards and made her way to the parking lot.  I of course did what any VERY SANE person would do.  I followed her.  To the parking lot.  To her car.  She looked at me and asked "Am I blocking you?"  To which I said, "No.  My name's J.  I find that being a stay at home mom is a lot like dating, so I just wanted to ask you if you and your son would be interested in a playdate sometime.  We don't get out much so he doesn't get much interaction with other kids his age.  It could be here at the library.  I'm not some creepy weirdo, I promise"  Oh, the look of terror that passed over this woman's face was priceless.  Then when I got to the part about not getting out much.  Well, I can only guess that in her head she was screaming "Obviously".  She let me know that she was not his mom, but his nanny, and while she couldn't arrange playdates, she usually brings him to the library early on storytime days to visit the ducks.  If we found them (because obviously, we're creepy stalkers who go hunting people down to make them play with us) then she would gladly let the boys play together.  I told her it was nice to meet her and we left.  I didn't get to pick out any books for us because I thought at that point it would just look even creepier to walk back into the library.  We also did not get to go to the duck pond, so I walked around like a duck and quacked loudly while C chased me.  It was just as much fun.

So now I'm the creepy stalker lady at the library.  I'd bet good money that she does not go to storytime next week.  And if she does, I'd bet even bigger money that she avoids me at all costs.  I feel like such a weirdo loser, and yet I can't stop laughing about it.  How do you meet other mom friends?



Saturday, September 17, 2011

Co-op your kid!

A few weeks ago, I received an email from a girl I hardly know, asking if I would like to drop my kid off at her house in exchange for her dropping hers off at mine every other week.  The fact that I hardly know this girl never once went through my head.  I said 'YES, YES, YES" and "Do we start today?". 

She was actually suggesting a SAHM (Stay at home mom) co-op with her and myself, and five other girls (like how I keep calling us all girls?).  Every other week, half of us will drop our kids off at one house while the other half goes out for a few hours to run errands, have lunch with friends, or use the bathroom without a child banging on the door screaming for "MO MUULK"!

Thursday I dropped baby #3 off at this glorious place.  He was asleep when we arrived, and I felt a little guilty as I thought how awful and scared he might be to wake up in this unfamiliar place, but that twinge of guilt passed pretty quickly.  I laid him gently down into a pack and play and hit the door running.  Time was ticking.  I would like to tell you that I ran off and did something exciting like finally saw The Help, or met my husband for a lunch date but instead I came home and did some uninterrupted sewing while simultaneously watching the last season of Grey's Anatomy.  When I returned t pick him up, he was playing in the backyard and I'm told didn't cry once.  One of the girls even mentioned if all kids were like him that she would have 10 more.  Clearly the kid knows how to put on a good show in public.

So, now I encourage all of you to start co-oping your children.  It doesn't have to be a SAHM co-op.  It could be a working mom co-op that takes place on the weekend or a weeknight.  It could be a babysitting co-op, so you can have a date night.  It could be a bounce house co-op, so once a week you're the unfortunate soul stuck at Bounce Town with 6 screaming kids.  Anyway, you get the point.  It's good for the kids to be around other kids, and it will be good for you to 1. Meet new people or get to know them better 2. Get out of the house! 3. Use the bathroom without getting the "MO MUULK" demand.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Welcome!

Hi!  My name is J.  I am a wife, mother, coach, and runner.  This blog will be about my life...even the boring stuff.  You've been warned.

Two years ago, I weighed 178 pounds.  I had just found out I was expecting my third and final (knock on wood) child.  When I had the older two children, who will be referred to as "the bigs" from here on out, I was tiny.  I left the hospital after having number two in a pair of size 5 jeans and remember feeling "HUGE".  Well, then my metabolism came to a crashing halt.  That paired with the combination of cheesefries and greasy bacon (I love bacon!) very rapidly turned that 5 into a 16.  So baby #3 made me realize it was time to make some serious changes in my life.

I started running.  Well, actually I started sprinting and heaving.  That's what happens when you think you can just go right into something like you're Superwoman.  I highly recommend a couch to 5K program for anyone interested in starting running.  Anyway, once I got the hang of it, I fell in love!  My morning runs are my saving grace.  I start my day thinking about all of the things I want to do for the day, scrutinizing over the things that have bothered me, and sometimes just singing along very loudly through my sleeping neighborhood with Adele and the Pistol Annies.  It's a wonderful feeling.  In the afternoons, I like to run with the bigs and listen to them talk about their days.  They also complain about how hot it is, how the bugs keep flying in their mouths, and how they need more water, but I tend to ignore all of that.  You'll never hear me say that I'm the World's Greatest Mom!

I also coach youth cheerleading.  My daughter is not on either of my teams, but she is the reason I started it.  She wanted to cheer at a young age, but because of her disabilities, no one would take her.  Thus started my cheer coach career (which is really just volunteer work, but it sounds illustrious, right).  In the 6 teams I have had, she has been on two.  She liked the uniforms and pom poms, but she mentioned something about the coach being a crazy lunatic.

My husband is wonderful!  He has been right in my corner as I decided to take up running and change our diets.  When I said no more real bacon, he cried for a while (we both did), but he has really enjoyed the many recipes I have found and created.  He even became inspired to start working on his own figure and has done so great!

The bigs are the two greatest kids you could ever meet!  They have gone running with me, raved over all of the healthy desserts, quietly choked down the less than stellar recipes, and kept me on my toes on days when I just didn't "feel like it".  And baby no#3...yeah, he's a new walker who thinks the world is his playground, so he makes sure I NEVER sit down.  He's also the reason I went into the home based business I did.  Although, I will not mention more about that (well unless it pertains to my day) because I don't want you to feel like I'm pushing a product.

The three of them are the reason I do everything in life.  Every decision I have made these last 12 years has been over careful consideration of them, their feelings, the impact it would have on them, etc.  If you're a parent, you get it.  If you're not, well I hope you still find this all entertaining!